And I'll reward you for your efforts!
If you submit a joke, and
I use your joke in the book, I'll give you credit for it in the book and send you
a free copy. I'll even defile it with my signature if you'd like.
So what's a Duck Bar joke?
Simple: it's a joke that has the word duck
and the word bar. That's it. The sharp-eyed observer will notice
that it is not a requirement that the joke be funny, as you will see as you browse
this site. Of course, being funny will help your joke make the book.
The first duck-bar joke went something like this:
A duck walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "gimme a shot of whisky and put
it on my bill!"
It's that easy.
Of course, a duck is not always a web-footed water fowl, and a bar is not always
a place to quaff a few brews. Consider the following:
Two guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked under it.
See?
Now it's your turn. Just go to the sign-up page. I know
it's a hassle, but these days you need to have an extra step to keep from getting
spammed by the robots. You don't need to give your real name, but if you think your
joke might make it into the book, you should give an email address that I can contact
you so I can send you the book.
This is no scam, it's just a book I've had on my mind for a while, and I think the
world could use it.
So browse around a bit, or jump right in and create your
own.
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