1001 Duck Bar Jokes

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Hello! My name is Brian Travis, and I'm writing the definitive "Duck-walks-into-a-bar" joke book.

I need your help!

I've been working on 1,001 Duck Bar Jokes for about six years. I asked everyone I knew to tell me their best duck-walks-into-a-bar jokes. I had some success, but the project is still lingering. I'm hoping you'll help me get it back in gear.


And I'll reward you for your efforts!

If you submit a joke, and I use your joke in the book, I'll give you credit for it in the book and send you a free copy. I'll even defile it with my signature if you'd like.

So what's a Duck Bar joke?

Simple: it's a joke that has the word duck and the word bar. That's it. The sharp-eyed observer will notice that it is not a requirement that the joke be funny, as you will see as you browse this site. Of course, being funny will help your joke make the book.

The first duck-bar joke went something like this:

A duck walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "gimme a shot of whisky and put it on my bill!"

It's that easy.

Of course, a duck is not always a web-footed water fowl, and a bar is not always a place to quaff a few brews. Consider the following:

Two guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked under it.

See?

Now it's your turn. Just go to the sign-up page. I know it's a hassle, but these days you need to have an extra step to keep from getting spammed by the robots. You don't need to give your real name, but if you think your joke might make it into the book, you should give an email address that I can contact you so I can send you the book.

This is no scam, it's just a book I've had on my mind for a while, and I think the world could use it.

So browse around a bit, or jump right in and create your own.

Disclaimer. No animals were harmed in the creation of this web site. Do not try this at home. Specifications, performance, parameters, appearance, and dimensions are subject to change without notice. Not responsible for lost or stolen articles.
Copyright (c) 2006 Brian Travis. All Rights Reserved.